1. I’ll have my tea in liquid form please. And please, no logic.
2. You can almost hear it in your head.
3. Hotel Google. I wonder what a Google search will throw up?
4. I could really use a Child Bear right now.
5. Now this is what you call a multi-speciality hospital.
6. A truly international fruit stall.
7. No alcohole allowed.
8. Bugger off, Baggers.
9. Looks like someone took a dump on this one.
10. Plane Paint. It’s the “In” thing this season.
11. Thanks. Who needs Google Maps?
12. Are you an “animals” type man?
13. Full power sexism.
14. This is a “Bar Bar” Shop. You have to come here again and again.
15. Shake your Buty Lades…
16. Oh Snap!
17. Okay. If you say so.
18. Cum, take a bath.
19. Happy Endings Guaranteed.
20. Silence of the psychos.
Courtesy: Scoop Whoop
Syed Usman Haniel 